And if you read this up to twenty minutes after it went live: when is too early to write a headline?
This morning is not chill, I am absolutely not feeling this morning. I can't take a good photo to save my life, leading me to believe that my prime selfie hours are between 10 am and 4 pm, when my eyes start melting out of my skull from looking at a computer screen all day.
I bought this outfit for $5 off the sidewalk on the way to the train one day after work. The shop has been peddling the same sidewalk merch since I started working on Vain, back in January. The $5 sale has been going on for nine months now, with no end in sight.
I can't figure out how it's still going on, this outfit was a STEAL! I bought the drawstring shorts/jersey to wear to fashion week to prove that anything can look expensive and important when worn with Wang boots. I choked and wore something else. But you know who did end up wearing this to fashion week? This guy. Obviously.
Anyway, hurry and get yours while they last, 28th Street between Broadway and 5th. $10 minimum on cards unless you roll your eyes and say,"never mind," by the way.
I'm trying to pick myself up with this glitter eyeshadow but I don't know if it's working. People don't wear enough glitter during the daytime. I get it, it's not "office appropriate," but what's so offensive and distracting about a little sparkle? I hate that last sentence.
My hair still looks great from yesterday, and I found this Honey & Almond Body Butter from C. Booth in my "to use" cabinet to give away. It smells pretty freaking great--which I guess is why I took this home--and honestly, who doesn't love smothering themselves in food-scented creams?
Send me your terrible morning selfies, be over 18 and in the US. Congrats Sun Bear (cute name), you won whatever you wanted to win from that last post. Oh ya, the face wash I think. Mmm all this stuff smells so good.