Selfie Of The Day: I Can't Dress Appropriately And Your Nails Are Really Pretty

Plus another giveaway! Yippie!
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Plus another giveaway! Yippie!

It's been brought to my attention that I am the skankiest dresser in the office, which, OK:

Slutty? Or adorable? Or adorably slutty? 

Slutty? Or adorable? Or adorably slutty? 

This is pretty tame and put-together for me--notice how I balanced the short length with close-toed shoes. Olivia keeps saying that I need to dress more professionally, but I own three button-downs: one is a vintage embroidered rodeo shirt, one is an oversized plaid check that I tie around my waist or wear all the way buttoned up to the top like a skater bro that had to go to his dad's second wedding, and the last is black and completely sheer, though I always wear a bra underneath for more coverage. I guess it doesn't help that those are also completely sheer, because two sheers does not an opaque make.

I get mixed messages, though, because while Olivia's snapping my thong strap being like, "OMG YOUR DRESS IS MISSING A SIDE," Jane's like, "Oh hi, cutie! Love the dress!" Plus Olivia COPIES ME. I met her outside her place before going to see Ciara at this CoverGirl event the other night (amazing), and she was wearing high-waisted, skin-tight black pants with a crop top and some platforms. I was also wearing high-waisted, skin-tight black pants with a crop top and some platforms and I'm proud to announce that we are officially the skankiest in the NYC beauty editorial scene.

Me and Olivia, spreading skankdom one industry event at a time.

Me and Olivia, spreading skankdom one industry event at a time.

ANYWAY. Take a photo of your skanky (or professional, bleh BORING) work outfit, or part of it, and include in the comments for a chance to win*...

This skanky, tulip-shaped eyeshadow quad from Nuance!

This skanky, tulip-shaped eyeshadow quad from Nuance!

Does anybody remember Salma Hayek (Nuance is her brand) in From Dusk Till Dawn? EASILY one of my favorite movies of all time, and she was super-skanky in it. And George Clooney and Quentin and Juliette... ugh Robert Rodriguez is my favorite. I've watched the behind-the-scenes like four times now.

Oh and congrats to DANA HAMILTON! Her "mint green polish with a glittery gold top coat" won the Incoco nail appliqués! Basically what I learned from the comments of that post is that our readers are really attractive, own pretty finger jewels, and have mixed proficiency in nail care and upkeep.

*Remember, you must be 18 or older and live within the U.S.