I'm Withering Away Like Hot Trollop With Consumption

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Shout-out to Chrystani, the lovely reader who gave me my most favorite words ever: "Hot Trollop With Consumption." Every time I create a makeup look that's creepily pretty, like really sunken pink eyes and pouty lips, I refer to it as thus.

I've come here to die. 

I've come here to die. 

Today I'm wearing L'Oreal's HiP Studio Secrets Bright Shadow in "Cheeky." One half of the compact is a really pretty, almost orangeish pink and the other is a rich, deep brownish maroon. I love shades of red and pink for the eyes, they're kind of off-putting and maybe that means nobody will eff with me today, because I HATE BEING EFFED WITH. (Oh, and I also think that L'Oreal's HiP line really does have great pigments.)

I'm not going to get too wah-wah-wah-y up in here, but I will say that I have resorted to drinking a lot.

Jack Daniel's honey whiskey and Coke tastes like pancakes. Try it, I promise. And if it doesn't at first, just drink more. Evetually it will. 

Jack Daniel's honey whiskey and Coke tastes like pancakes. Try it, I promise. And if it doesn't at first, just drink more. Evetually it will. 

No I haven't, but I did need a stiff drink before heading to an "industry event" last night looking like a twelve year old in a club-like room full of hot PREGNANT LADIES in bodycon dresses and 8'' heels. Apparently that's what these people wear to work.

Olivia and I sat in the corner on some plush nubs masquerading as stools, trying to hold out to see if the event coordinators were giving away free stuff. (They weren't, we left.) I should add that she looked like a Hobbit. I hope I'm not embarrassing her when I say that the lady at the deli asked if she was on her way to a Halloween party because Olivia was wearing a grey FELT HOODED CAPE with huge wooden buttons. LOL.

Anyway, guess where I am in that first photo, selfie, and I'm gonna give you some of that HiP eyeshadow! Not even the one I used! A clean, sealed compact, I promise. Puhleeeees be over 18 and in the United States of America.

Here's a hint as to my whereabouts. And a great song to add to your Halloween playlist!